may gawd.

i know that this is a bit delayed, but i'd still post this anyway.

while some people enjoyed their weekend partying of simply hanging out, i, on the other hand, together with other less fortunate people, got stuck in one hot conference room with the luxury of heat... and do not ever forget the obnoxious walking moss you see everywhere you look.

aside from those, we also played grammar police. GOD DAMN IT. when you are there, you can't help but laugh OR raise your brow. its friggin disturbing.

to let you know what i am talking about, we have listed some of the gazillion KOWTZ that we have gotten.

SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
aka unang araw ng inlaytinmet regarded to sintaks.

• I myself is a disciplinarain.
• There is a standard. Under the standard is the Program Standard, and under the Program Standard is your uniform.
• The uniform should be worn by girls and adult.
• scarf: color urayns.
• The Senior Planning Ball
• If you are that long hair...
• First ang belt hip, not hip hop.
• Close black shoes with half-inch
• If you are using the old uniform with 3/4, no belt.
• Not balloon as in balloon. (haaaa?)
• Lumilipad mamayang gabi.
• Tomorrow I would like YOU TO SEE IN UNIFORM. (dba dapat "would like to see you"?)
• I don't want to offend your feelings. (feelings pala?)
• streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.
• The store will not be open tomorrow, because it seems... Sunday.
• Pwede kayo magsuot niyan, wala namang magsalo.
• How about lipstick? Just a little light. (hala sige, pasigahon ang lips)
• SOFADAN (song, fashion, dance... char, pauso.)
• end and hend wisels. (ha? diba HAND AND WHISTLE SIGNALS? bakit nag ulit?)
• no more go backs. (=)))
• we are unite and each other until today and tomorrow.
• we should kailangan talaga...
• avoid magazine na mga bolds... (anong bolds???)
• carry task by steps (unsa daw?)
• ang atong rice, krisis na kaayo.
• "we should be a boy!"
• we should not surrender our Bataan! (char, allusion daw.)
• we should always be a virgin.
  
• we are a simple girls having a terrible heart, friendly and lovable. (TERRIBLE?)
• the only thing we can give to our husbands is virginity. (hahaha)
• have fun an adventure out of the country to be good citizens. (atik? how ironic.)
• na rape na siya, hindi niya alam.
• avoid intimate... time.
• alam niyo bang si ate sheila ay girl din noon? (ano pala siya ngayon, boy?)

from Linay.

and of course. there's always that part two.

SUNDAY. PART Two.
it seems.... sunday.

• • please pick up and one representatives.
  • the girls started to walk on all directions.(whaat?)
  • due to the lack of preparation in time...
  • TUMINDIG KA NGA.
  • group yourselb.
  • it doesn't mean that if you are a cadet or scout leader.... you are free to submit......
  • others will stay on this side, the others will stay on that side, and the other half will stay in front.
  • honor class kayo?
  • you made this conference alive. (AAAAAHHH!!! DAGAAANN!!!)
  • CONGRATULATION!
  • I SECOND EMOTION.
  • nikita..... *hangs* JAMINANA??
  • ...made our hearts live.(okay. so it wasnt really living before we came along...)
  • this is the first council to ever have their blogsite ran by girls.( leewr. bkit man daw lalaki ang magpatakbo be...!!?!?!?!)
  • do you know that she was once a girl like you.?(sex change much.)
  • another things that i would like seen.
  • share handicrafts, share problems without anyone knowing.(WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF SHARING ANYWAY???)
  • under the KAMOTE TREE.(HALER. ROOT CROP KAYA YANG KAMOTE. )
  • lets now have the community song ON MY HONOR.(baga kay ningg.)

ayan.
so even though the environment wasnt condusive, we still had fun.

i realized that its nice to laugh about things that are slapstick in nature, but it pays to have good humor in something that only you or a group of people only notice.

kung baga, mas masaya at funny kung konti lang ang nakakagets kasi hindi siya mawawala sa isipan mo.

OH DEEBA?